What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*
hold me back nigga hold me back
Me and my friends are having a Nicholas Cage party tonight and my friend made Nick Cage cupcakes.
this is what I need now
wHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE DO THIS OH MY FUCKING GOD IT TAKES LIKE THREE SECONDS TO CHANGE THE ROLL OF TOLIET PAPER EVERYONE IN THE THIS HOUSE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND GUESS WHERE THE TOLIET PAPER IS???? NOT ON THE GOD DAMN TOLIET PAPER ROLL HOLDER.
I feel this on a spiritual level
Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
"you cant just eat plain whipped cream" try and stop me