aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

butteredtopcorn:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

andthesorcerersstoned:

He’s malicious

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Shout out if your left boob is bigger than your right

drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills