When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”
Sing it Dolly
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
This scene actually works better as stills