relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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butt-berry:

Me in the club

butt-berry:

Me in the club

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

eatpizzas:

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

caitluffs:

finals

dajo42:

When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

picture-of-a-promise:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?

ok



that gif oh my god

picture-of-a-promise:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?

ok

image

that gif oh my god