Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Y’all cmere
Come closer
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?
following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
nice infinity tattoo does it symbolize u having that dumb ass tattoo for infinity
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
why did the girl die?
because she heard a killer joke
I’m guessing by ‘killer’ you meant ‘terribly boring my mind can’t even function anymore oh crap I’m having brain failure’
thats what i thought when i went to your blog
“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
son let me learn you a thing
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
